笑话作为一种城市化的民间口头创作体裁,是一种重要的交际手段。笑话可能只是文字游戏,但有时它在人们解决生活中的困惑时起着重要作用。下面是本站小编整理的最短的英语笑话，欢迎阅读!
你是下一个You're nextYou're next
When I was young I didn't like going to weddings.
My grandmother would tell me, "You're next."
However, she stopped doing that after I started saying the same thing to her at funerals.
最短的英语笑话篇二谁跳得更高Who jumps higherWho jumps higher
Q: Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?
A: Yes, because the Empire State Building can't jump!
最短的英语笑话篇三The secret for a long happy life
A woman said to an old man. "I couldn't help noticing how happy you look. What's your secret for a long happy life?"
"I smoke 3 packs of cigarettes a day, drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods, and never exercise."
"That's amazing. How old are you?"
"26."
最短的英语笑话篇四Why are hen's legs so short?
Son: Why are hen's legs so short?
Dad: You're a fool. If the hen's legs were too long, wouldn't they drop their eggs into pieces when laying?
最短的英语笑话篇五Which part?
A: "I was born in California."
B: "Which part?"
A: "All of me."
最短的英语笑话篇六Which machine can I use
A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?"
The trainer replied: "Use the ATM outside the gym!!!"
最短的英语笑话篇七One dollar
Teacher: If you had one dollar and you asked your father for another, how many dollars would you have?
Vincent: One dollar.
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