开心一笑: A Careless Barber 催命理发员

Barber: Were you wearing a red scarf when you came in?

理发员：你进来时是不是系着红围巾？

Customer: No.　　

顾客：没有呀。

Barber: Oh, then I must have cut your throat.

理发员：噢，那我肯定弄破了你的喉咙。